Sex Addicts Anonymous
I am trying to workout to lose weight, but can’t because everytime I go to the gym I put out.
SNL “Girls” promo
In which Tina Fey becomes my spirit animal and channels my thoughts about these over-privileged fools directly.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
Edit: May not be available outside the US, which is bollocks and for which I’m sorry
You know you’ve made a huge step toward adulthood when you start regularly thinking about how your words and actions affect other people. Especially when dealing with anger.
That’s why I know 50-year-old people who I’ll never label as adults. Those are the ones who know the steps and outcomes, but they use that knowledge as a weapon. You’ve met plenty of them — people who know exactly what button to push in order to suck you into a full-blown, rage-fueled argument. They use their experiences for aggression, to get that adrenaline fix that comes with anger and confrontation. Those aren’t the actions of an adult. They’re the actions of a temperamental, selfish child. And they must be spanked accordingly.